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Tuy nhiên, đằng sau những câu nói đùa, nói đểu đó lại chứa đựng vô vàn bài học ý nghĩa và quý giá, rất đáng trân trọng. Nó phản ảnh một bộ phận giới trẻ, dám nghĩ, dám làm, dám thẳng thắn phê bình về các vấn nạn trong cuộc sống, một mặt của xã hội hiện tại ham vật chất, lười lao động nhưng lại thích hưởng thụ. Ở đâu đó vẫn còn những cái tệ nạn “cười ra nước mắt”.

Stt chất về “dân chơi” thời @

1. Người đi một nửa hồn tôi mất …. MỘt nửa hồn kia vẫn bình thường

2. Tình chỉ đẹp khi còn dang dở Cưới nhau về tắt thở càng nhanh

3. Yêu anh bằng tất cả những gì em có

Để rồi anh đi theo NÓ như chưa từng có em

4. Tiền túng tình tan

Tư tưởng tồi tàn

Tiến tới TỰ TỬ

5. Anh yêu em như Bác Hồ yêu nước

Mất em rồi như Pháp mất Đông Dương

6. Ở đâu cũng có anh hùng, Ở đâu cũng có thằng khùng thằng điên

Thất tình tự tử đu dây điện. Điện giật tê tê chết từ từ

7. Một người buông tay,một người té…Một người né tránh, một người đau…

8. Yêu nhau trái ấu cũng tròn, ghét nhau đôi dép dẫu mòn cũng chia.

9. Yêu là đeo gông vào cổ

Là làm khổ bản thân

Là hao cân sút thịt

Là mù mịt tương lai

Là tiêu tàn tiền tiêu

10. Chưa đủ nhớ để gọi là yêu. Chưa đủ quên để thành xa lạ. Anh ám ảnh em giữa hai chiều nghiệt ngã. Ngiêng bên này lại chống chếnh bên kia.

11. Nếu anh là giọt nước mắt trong em, thì em sẽ khóc để anh lăn xuống chạm vào môi em. Nhưng nếu em là giọt nước mắt trong anh thì anh sẽ không bao giờ khóc bởi vì anh không muốn mất em.

12. Nếu em là trại thương điên thì anh sẽ là thằng điên mãi mãi

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13. Thu đi để lại lá vàng, anh đi để lại cho nàng thằng cu, Mùa thu nối tiếp mùa thu, thằng cu nối tiếp thằng cu ra đời

14. Người đi một nửa hồn tôi mất!! Một nửa hồn kia …… đứng chửi thề!!!

15. Hoa mắt…chóng mặt…buồn HÔN

16. Kưa gái không khó, cái khó là làm sao cho nó yêu mình. Lừa tình không khó, cái khó là giữ sao cho mình đừng yêu nó J

17. Mấy đời bánh đúc có xương.Mấy đời gái đẹp lại thương trai nghèo

18. Anh lớn lên dưới bầu sữa mẹ

Lại dại khờ trước bầu ngực của em!

19. Hãy yêu một người có thể vì bạn mà làm tất cả …

Chứ đừng yêu một người chỉ biết diễn tả tương lai !

Stt chất về FA

20. Một buổi chiều gió mát … Vẽ hình em lên cát … Thì bị ăn một tát … Của một con bò khác … Nãy giờ đang quan sát …. Anh còn đang ngơ ngác … Liền ăn thêm một tát … Ôi tình yêu trên cát … Thật là chua và chát

21. “ CHÚC ” gì đây khi 2 người 2 lối

“ EM ” lạnh lùng ngước mắt nhìn ra xa

“ HẠNH ” phúc đến nhưng tôi ko biết giữ

“ PHÚC” ở đời ngắn ngủi thế thôi sao ?!

22. Người

* Chợt đến

** Chợt đi

*** Rồi chợt mất …

Ta

* Chợt bùn

** Chợt khóc

*** Chợt cô đơn.

23. Nếu em là bịch thuốc phiện thì anh sẽ là thằng nghiện đầu tiên

24. Anh bàng hoàng nhận ra mình là kẻ thiếu muối… đang đắm đuối yêu một kẻ củ chuối như em

25. Yêu không dám nói của Phạm Trường:

Yêu là phải nói cũng như đói là phải ăn

Nhiều lúc muốn yêu, nhưng kiêu không thèm nói.

Để bây giờ bị đói về tình yêu.

Stt đểu về con trai, con gái

1. Đẹp trai đi bộ không bằng mặt rỗ đi @

2. Chí làm trai gõ phím bình thiên hạ. Thân anh hùng click chuột định giang sơn.

3. Đẹp trai, nhà giàu, có xe đạp riêng.

Trăm lời anh nói không bằng làn khói a còng

4. Mắc bệnh đẹp chai … Chữa hoài không khỏi …. Đập mặt vô tường …. Vẫn không hết đẹp chai

5. Muốn sang phải bắc cầu kiều …. Muốn yêu cô chị phải chiều cô em

6. NẾu biết ngày mai em lấy chồng …. Anh về lấy vợ thế là xong … 20 năm nữa con anh lớn …. Phụ bạc con em trả nợ lòng

7. Chỉ tay lên trời … Yêu em vô đối …. Úp mặt xuống gối …. Nói dối ngại ghê

8. Đằng sau một người đàn ông thất bại là một người đàn bà xúi dại

Phía sau 1 người đàn bà xúi dại là một thằng thứ 3 vô cùng lợi hại.

9. Giàu vì bạn, sang vì vợ, thành con nợ vì … người yêu 😀

10. Hoa mọc trên tuyết vẫn tươi, người trong đau khổ vẫn cười là anh.

11. Anh thà mặc áo rách, chứ đéo mang phong cách thằng China

12. 4 điều căn dặn anh em:

Là phải biết điềm tĩnh trước gái xinh và không giật mình trước gái xấu.
Không được đầu gấu với gái ngoan và ko cần nhẹ nhàng với gái dữ.
Không được tự tử nếu mất gái ngon và ko ngậm bồ hòn ôm gái nát.
Không được bộc phát thích gái teen và ko được ném mình vào gái ế.Ở đời bây giờ có 2 loại người …
.. Loại thứ Nhất là loại : – Đã Ngu lại còn tỏ ra Nguy Hiểm ..

.. Loại thứ Hai là loại : – Nguy Hiểm nhưng cứ giả vờ Ngu ..Đời người chỉ 1 gang tay, không ngắm gái đẹp chỉ còn nửa gang

13. Nhữg bí kíp để tán gái trong giang hồ được lưu truyền đến bây giờ :

~ Đô La thần chưởng

~ Euro nhất dương chỉ

~ Kim cương chảo

14. Là trai:

Không xoắn trước gái ngon và không vỡ giòn trước gái của thằng khác
Không mắt lác khi thấy gái xinh và không hạ mình trước gái chảnh
15. Bồ xấu thì sợ bạn chê, Bồ đẹp thì sợ bạn mê bạn giành.

Thế nên anh mới phải đành, Làm thân trai ế giành bồ bạn anh.

16. Bước đến nhà em, bóng xế tà.

Đứng chờ năm phút bố em ra.

Lơ thơ phía trước vài con chó.

Lác đác đằng sau chổi lông gà.

17. Những stt đểu đậm chất thơ:

Thân lãng tử phải phiêu du mây gió. Chốn phiêu bồng ắt hẳn có giai nhân

Lạy thượng đế bao giờ con hết khổ! – Tổ cha mày con khổ mãi nghe con

Sáng nhặt lá,Trưa đá ống bơ, Chiều làm thơ, Đêm thẫn thờ chờ trời sáng.

18. Tóc em dài em cài hoa bí, Miệng em cười như ngựa hí trường đua.

19. Đẹp cũng chỉ để yêu,

yêu kiều cũng chỉ để ngắm ^^

Nhưng … Xấu mà đằm thắm thì say đắm cả cuộc đời ! =))

20. Ngu lâu dốt bền khó đào tạo

Đào tạo hết gạo mà vẫn còn ngu

Trùng tu nhan sắc mà chắc đã xinh?

Đã không thông minh còn cố tình tỏ ra nguy hiểm!

21. Em nai vàng ngơ ngác. Quần chết bác ngựa săn.

22. Không có người phụ nữ xấu, chỉ có người phụ nữ không biết mình xấu.

23. Một phụ nữ toàn diện là : sáng diện, trưa diện, chiều diện, tối diện..

24. Mập thì đẹp – Ốm thì dễ thương – Lòi xương thì dễ mến.

25. Vâng e xấu !!!

Nhưng kết cấu tâm hồn em đẹp.

Đủ để đè bẹp cái thói lẳng lơ.

Của những con yêu hờ , chỉ trông chờ vào vật chất

26. Nàng dịu dàng nhưng hơi bị phũ phàng

27. Chảnh: …<3 Là 1 hiện tượng mặt song song với trời có xu hướng ăn dép và có dáng đi hình cánh cung…

<3 Hệ quả:

<3…Độ biến dạng của mặt chảnh phụ thuộc vào độ chảnh và độ dày của dép.

28. Gái gú là phù du, thầy u là vĩnh cửu

29. Tuy mình không đẹp…nhưng còn lâu mới xấu.

30. Đàn ông miệng rộng thì sang, đàn bà miệng rộng tan hoang cửa nhà.

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